Two innocent bystanders were shot by men arguing over who made the best Kool-Aid in Detroit’s Brightmoor neighborhood, News Talk 1200AM reports.
Negro chemists, turning their lives around. Mixing sugar and water gone wrong.
The two men were so passionate about their Kool-Aid-making skills that, sadly, they took out their guns and started popping off rounds at each other. But, instead of shooting themselves, their rounds connected with two other people standing nearby. One was hit in the wrist and the other was shot in the butt.
Brown alien takes a bullet to the "booty." Don't worry, we'll get the bill.
The negro isn't especially good at aiming a gun, which is fortunate considering we're on the verge of an all-against-all collapse. I trust you've been practicing your marksmanship, White man.
The victims were only 17-year-old kids. They were treated at a local hospital and released.
Only in the dinosaur media is a physically mature negro monster a "kid."
"I jus wanted sum drank."
When asked about the incident, police say they’ve seen worse.
Yeah, no kidding. This is Detroit Rot City, after all.
Hey, Kool-Aid Man!